A Feast for the Senses
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The name 'The Nookie' will not appear anywhere on the external packaging and package contents will not be listed or displayed anywhere on the outside of the box for domestic orders. Shipments to locations outside of Canada do require a customs declaration that may list the contents of your package in general terms (e.g., personal massager).
The Nookie is pleased to offer free expedited shipping within Canada on orders of $70 or more and to the USA on orders of $100 or more. International shipping is $30 for all orders over $100 (sadly, we can't ship internationally for orders less than $100). Please note that orders sent outside of Canada may be subject to duties at the purchaser's expense. We ship Monday to Friday via Canada Post. Orders placed on business days are typically sent within 24 hours. Orders placed on weekends or holidays are prepared the next business day.
Your privacy is of the utmost importance to us. All orders come enclosed in unbranded, basic brown shipping boxes like the one in the image to the left. The name 'The Nookie' will not appear anywhere on the external packaging - only address and tracking information is visible.
Package contents also will not be listed or displayed anywhere on the outside of the box and our shipping partners are not aware of the package contents. (For orders shipping outside of Canada, some exceptions may apply.) See detailed information on our order and shipping privacy measures here.
SHIPPING TIMES (IN BUSINESS DAYS) AND RATES
|Expedited Shipping Within Canada||2 - 7 days||
Orders > $70 = free
Orders < $70 = $10
|Express Within Canada||2 - 3 days||$20|
|Courier (Greater Toronto Area only)||Flexible depending on need||Variable based on location and speed - phone
416-901-9928 for an estimate
|Shipping to the USA||5 - 8 days||
Orders > $100 = free
Orders < $100 = $10
|International Shipping||5 - 30 days||
Orders > $100 = $30
Orders < $100 = not available
*Free Shipping Restrictions: Qualifying purchase amount is before taxes and cannot be combined with other orders.
Shipping windows are estimates. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee delivery times as factors beyond The Nookie's control (weather, traffic, etc) can cause unexpected delays.
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For people choosing our courier option, we will contact you to confirm your availability before sending the package.
Tracking Your Order
We send updates on the status of your order to the email address you provided when placing your order, including when your item(s) ship. Once shipped, you can track your order via Canada Post for domestic orders.
Certain aerosols and alcohol-based products are considered hazardous materials by Transport Canada, and must be shipped using Standard Ground shipping. We'll inform you via email if you request expedited service on a restricted item.
A Feast for the Senses is an evening to celebrate the essence of sensuality in its many forms.
For taste & scent, our evening begins with a wine tasting. We’ve partnered with a sommelier to pair three wine selections with our best-selling flavored lubes. Hot Shot Erotic Chocolate will also be offering a decadent selection of Belgian chocolates.
For sound, you’re invited to stay for musical performances by Toronto’s own Little Coyote and Evie Wilder.
For sight, Sexual Fruit artist Marijke Bouchier will be doing an art demo throughout the evening. This is a rare opportunity to witness the process an artist undertakes to create an original painting. Marijke’s generously offered to raffle off this work, with all proceeds to Bad Subject.
To satisfy your need for touch, The Nookie’s open for sales throughout the evening and offering a 15% off storewide discount. We’re also raffling off a luxury gift basket courtesy of BMS enterprises.
All proceeds from this con(sensual) evening benefit Bad Subject and LOVE Ontario. Early bird tickets are $20 before May 12 and $25 after and include three wine pairings and two musical artists. (You’re welcome to come for all or just a portion of the evening.) There will be a cash bar.
On Saturday, May 25
Doors: 7:30 pm
Wine & Lube Pairing: 8:00pm-9:00pm
Music: 9:00 -10:30pm
We invite singles, couples, and groups of all genders and sexual orientations to attend. Feel free to wear whatever makes you most excited to explore sensuality, whether that be casual street clothes or your favourite lingerie. (Nudity is not permitted.) We regret that The Nookie is not wheelchair accessible.
About Bad Subject:
Bad Subject is an educational initiative that offers interactive consent workshops for students, staff teams, and service providers. All of their workshops are FREE for schools & can be adjusted to any age group or specific need.
Bad Subject’s activity and discussion-based approach is practical and offers participants tools and skills for practicing better consent in all aspects of their lives. This amazing organization fosters a safe space for curiosity, questions, and personal responsibility while avoiding shame, blame, and threats.
About Little Coyote:
Little Coyote (aka Teagan Johnston) is a Toronto-based alternative pop artist. She released her first album The Trouble with Teeth in October 2017 with the support of EggHunt Records and is now working on her next record with producer Erin Tonkon, who’s known for her work with Tony Visconti and David Bowie.
Little Coyote weaves intricately dynamic songs using her lyrical abilities in combination with detailed piano parts to create a vast space in music in which she attempts to explore human darkness and the fabric of dreams. The 23-year-old has gained attention from news outlets such as Noisey and Pop Matters. She also recently completed her first European tour, which included a show at David Lynch’s private Paris night club “Silencio” last fall.
About Evie Wilder:
Evie Wilder is a Toronto-based independent singer-songwriter. She uses her talents of prose and emotive singing to tell stories of her personal journey. Often her lyrics are dark, heartbreaking or promiscuous, and sometimes it's all of the above mixed together. Evie recognizes the truth in needing the lows to appreciate the highs, and by bringing it to the forefront of her music, she encourages her audience to embrace and appreciate them both.
While her recordings showcase a multi-instrument sound, her live performances are typically stripped back to just her and a piano, creating an intimate feeling with the audience. Evie’s been compared to Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan, Adele, and Sara Bareilles
About Marijke Bouchier:
Marijke Bouchier is an illustrator and interdisciplinary artist, originally from New Zealand, now based in Toronto. Amongst her catalogue of works is Sexual Fruit, a project that celebrates sexuality, desire, and inclusiveness.
While addressing sexuality, especially female sexuality, may be an uncomfortable subject, that very discomfort is what makes this project, and the larger conversation it’s part of, so important. These works, though light, colorful, and playful in nature, are an earnest attempt to normalize female sexuality and include women in a larger discussion around sexuality, sexual agency, and desire.